"Bloody hell, Harry!" It was the first night since Harry's birth that there were no children about the Potter house and the two men were intending to make use of this opportunity to down a few Firewhiskeys. the man beside the girl gave a bright grin showing off his canines. was heard in response and James could be heard to groan in pain. 75.8k. 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A second later, Dobby appeared. She knows everything that happens in these stories thanks to her first life, and will try her hardest to change as many fates as possible while getting to revel in the joy and happiness of being not only in her favorite story ever, but also just in the joy of being surrounded by magic. Ron and Hermione were terrified to get near him because of all the uncontrollable magic he was leaking, Snape and Umbridge's BULLSHIT wasn't helping the matter. "Is that-" "How could he-" "No way-" The Death Eaters whispered amongst themselves, frantically confirming to each other that Potter had sent The Dark Lord a howler. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. "YOU WILL LEARN TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS AND SET A GOOD EXAMPLE FOR YOUR SISTER. ._2cHgYGbfV9EZMSThqLt2tx{margin-bottom:16px;border-radius:4px}._3Q7WCNdCi77r0_CKPoDSFY{width:75%;height:24px}._2wgLWvNKnhoJX3DUVT_3F-,._3Q7WCNdCi77r0_CKPoDSFY{background:var(--newCommunityTheme-field);background-size:200%;margin-bottom:16px;border-radius:4px}._2wgLWvNKnhoJX3DUVT_3F-{width:100%;height:46px} What if Voldemort chose Neville? I tried to tell her to wait till you got home to talk to you about it, but shes just so livid-. But no slash, or Harry/Voldemort pairings. Victory is being reborn. YOU ARE TRULY WORTHY OF MY NAME! "Is that-" "How could he-" "No way-" The Death Eaters whispered amongst themselves, frantically confirming to each other that Potter had sent The Dark Lord a howler. James and Lily are warned of Voldemort's arrival. You guys have the rest of the day off to swallow her unfortunate death.". In which letters get written, hijinks ensue, and Harry discovers the 'power the dark lord knows not'. We were robbed of Wolfstar raising Harry! Oh, so sweetly hilarious and sad! YOU SHOULD ALSO KNOW THAT I AM NOT SENDING YOU SWEETS FOR THE NEXT TWO MONTHS AND WILL INSTRUCT YOUR FATHER AND GODFATHER TO DO THE SAME!" Instead, he observed the envelope, picking it up in a way that looked almost nervous, if Draco didn't know any better. When Hermione tries to apologize, Severus's response isn't quite what she expected. New in this version: Slim recommendations using ffnbot!slim! "M-my lord," One of the Death Eaters blubbered (Draco couldn't be bothered to learn his name). Best not think about muggles here, Draco thought to himself as he strolled along the corridor towards the manors great hall. "Well what does it say!" Harry Potter." I tried to reason with Mum, he whispered. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. A Night Howler Predicament (Nick Wilde x Reader) . THE FIFTH-YEAR HOWLERS by Norbert for President (Head of the Leprechaun Society, Honorary Mushroom, Fake Order of Merlin - First Class (well, naturally), and Randomly Mad Individual) Chapter One: Hormones and Harry. "I hate you Harry." This is an exceptional event which, by chance of the calendar, falls on Valentine's Day. #hogwarts #harrypotter If Snape isn't there, tell him I think he's a greasy git who needs to grow up and stop hating a dead man's child.". By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. There was a snort of laughter that echoed from the howler that sounded suspiciously like Ron Weasley, and Draco was immenselygrateful for it, as it covered up his own involuntary laughter. I look plenty scary on my own, I'm not going to say anything about the part where you called me a hot bastard because it's simply disturbing. "Draco" Father muttered to Draco under his breath, "Is that-", "Yeah," Draco confirmed, just as soft. tip: austen words:10000-50000 sort:title. And in one universe he killed both James and Lily and only Harry survived. EITHER WAY YOU'RE REALLY PATHETIC, AND WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A NOSE?!? The howler was like a time bomb and Malach had no intention of being caught within range of the explosion. Most of fics will be a character traveling back to his younger self, but ocassionally there will be just a time travel. But he'd worry about it later maybe, tomorrow. ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE! "So Harry how did you relieve your stress?" Its only when its too late when they realize that they should have cherished every single moment they had with each other. "Is that-", "A howler," The Dark Lord said, turning the envelope that had started smoking. On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. ._1QwShihKKlyRXyQSlqYaWW{height:16px;width:16px;vertical-align:bottom}._2X6EB3ZhEeXCh1eIVA64XM{margin-left:3px}._1jNPl3YUk6zbpLWdjaJT1r{font-size:12px;font-weight:500;line-height:16px;border-radius:2px;display:inline-block;margin-right:5px;overflow:hidden;text-overflow:ellipsis;vertical-align:text-bottom;white-space:pre;word-break:normal;padding:0 4px}._1jNPl3YUk6zbpLWdjaJT1r._39BEcWjOlYi1QGcJil6-yl{padding:0}._2hSecp_zkPm_s5ddV2htoj{font-size:12px;font-weight:500;line-height:16px;border-radius:2px;display:inline-block;margin-right:5px;overflow:hidden;text-overflow:ellipsis;vertical-align:text-bottom;white-space:pre;word-break:normal;margin-left:0;padding:0 4px}._2hSecp_zkPm_s5ddV2htoj._39BEcWjOlYi1QGcJil6-yl{padding:0}._1wzhGvvafQFOWAyA157okr{font-size:12px;font-weight:500;line-height:16px;border-radius:2px;margin-right:5px;overflow:hidden;text-overflow:ellipsis;vertical-align:text-bottom;white-space:pre;word-break:normal;box-sizing:border-box;line-height:14px;padding:0 4px}._3BPVpMSn5b1vb1yTQuqCRH,._1wzhGvvafQFOWAyA157okr{display:inline-block;height:16px}._3BPVpMSn5b1vb1yTQuqCRH{background-color:var(--newRedditTheme-body);border-radius:50%;margin-left:5px;text-align:center;width:16px}._2cvySYWkqJfynvXFOpNc5L{height:10px;width:10px}.aJrgrewN9C8x1Fusdx4hh{padding:2px 8px}._1wj6zoMi6hRP5YhJ8nXWXE{font-size:14px;padding:7px 12px}._2VqfzH0dZ9dIl3XWNxs42y{border-radius:20px}._2VqfzH0dZ9dIl3XWNxs42y:hover{opacity:.85}._2VqfzH0dZ9dIl3XWNxs42y:active{transform:scale(.95)} Come and look at what your son has done!" Harry handed the Howler and said "Please give this to Lord Voldemort, tell him who it's from, and then leave immediately, okay?" That was Potter's voice. Apr 27, 2015 - Harry Potter everyone lives AU with James and Sirius sending their boy congratulatory howlers whenever he got in trouble and Lily reaming him out and commanding Severus to give him much detention. 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"Ah, another Black wanting to get away from tradition, yes child I am aware you're a Malfoy. 102 guests 135. Ron sighed into his bowl of cereal as Harry shook with laughter. YOU HAVE TO TELL YOUR GODFATHER AND ME ABOUT IT WHEN YOU GET BACK FOR CHRISTMAS. Site: fanfiction.net | Category: Harry Potter | Rated: Fiction T | Words: 1,970 | Reviews: 371 | Favs: 1,708 | Follows: 458 | Published: 7/5/2007 | Status: Complete | id: 3638418 | Language: English | Genre: Humor/Parody | Characters: Harry P., Tom R. Sr. | Download: EPUB or MOBI, Not letters, mind you. Weasley had gotten the same letter back in their second year, and Draco remembered that morning fondly. Helena Potter, Harry's younger sister, eyed the owl wearily but she continued to eat her breakfast. Ron and Hermione were glad that Harry was in a better mood because despite how much Harry looked like his father, he definitely had his mother's temper. Judy goes to Zootopia with her sister (Y/N). Victory is watching the horror dawn on the enemies' faces at the sight of him. Not what was expected of him. When he was done he turned to see Harry still watching him, but his expression was unreadable. He could have been sent to the Ministry for a hearing!" To ma Barks, Howler, Wings and Kit are bestfriends, like sisters some would sayMckenzie Artemis Anne Jamie Potter, James Potter's twin, known as Mixy.. asked Hermione looking curious. His dad couldn't be too mad if he sent it under his nickname. "But this letter bypassed my own wards.". #ronweasley Ron is not the only one who gets a howler from his mum, Harry got his own from the men who raise him since his parents die, uncle Moony and uncle Padfoot were not happy after they received a letter from Dumbledore letting them know the incident with Arthur Weasleys bewitched car. DID YOU NOT FUCK UP MY LIFE ENOUGH! Lord Voldemort was in a meeting with Peter Pettigrew, Lucius Malfoy, Bellatrix Lestrange, and Severus Snape when a house elf appeared. bookshelves lined the walls, each shelf packed tight with bound volumes of dark arts notes and spell books. Lucius responded. "After all that I've done for you, you'd better share whatever sweets you get from Mum." The howlers from Mrs. Weasley was now in smoking shreds in front of Fred, George and Ron Weasley while a smirking Ginny sat smugly in the corner. Voldemort made Harry Potter the "chosen one," but it could have been another Hogwarts student. Site: fanfiction.net | Category: Harry Potter | Rated: Fiction T | Chapters: 3 | Words: 29,305 | Reviews: 151 | Favs: 1,006 | Follows: 444 | Updated: 2/17/2011 | Published: 2/10/2011 | Status: Complete | id: 6731545 | Language: English | Genre: Drama/Angst | Characters: Harry P., N. Tonks | Download: EPUB or MOBI. "As to who would be so bold as to send me a howler," The Dark Lord said. LIKE, WHAT'S THE POINT IN BEING THE GREATEST DARK LORD EVER IF YOU CAN'T EVEN HAVE A NOSE TO SMELL WITH!??! ._1sDtEhccxFpHDn2RUhxmSq{font-family:Noto Sans,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-weight:400;line-height:18px;display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex;-ms-flex-flow:row nowrap;flex-flow:row nowrap}._1d4NeAxWOiy0JPz7aXRI64{color:var(--newCommunityTheme-metaText)}.icon._3tMM22A0evCEmrIk-8z4zO{margin:-2px 8px 0 0} Warner Brothers. "How is it that a child and his two friends have managed to elude you this entire time?". But he couldn't help the sinking feeling in his gut. Welcome to r/HarryPotter, the place where fans from around the world can meet and discuss everything in the Harry Potter universe! A place for Harry Potter Fanfiction. Been dobbing on me to mummy, have you? He snarled as he saw the note and knew that if he tried to leave again today, he'd be seen and Stunned again. Julililia, The_One_True_Lemon_Master, Pinkie1201, multifandomed19, PaulaMJ, Siriusly_Strange_Stark_Locked7, Justaconfusedhuman, brunettesforkaz, fishblub, 1Ravendaly152021, chrisatop, lightsacrossthesky, mariesanasz, frankieetaylorr, VioletRoseLily, littletomboy, Experiment000, ChildOfSolace, ashosconv, SweetsandKindness, badendgirl, punkrockoctavia, emma_elm, lilithbro4, Kirina175, RicketyKid, aab1999, Christianmld85, dickscereals, Highfunctioningbookaholic, Mrs_Harry_Holmes, bethmaryfran, Asiegon, Wattpadpadfoot, Sarahinlove, jesus_christ, the_badwolf, SantivaPotter_93, CalicoJane, Arya2, Irissss10, FurryBigProblem, TheGreatShiniGami, itsnotoveryetbewarned, lilieeees, TheAdventureofTheVoid, Lyrics, theelderwand, StreetteamCollective, megipegi, and 1 more user Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy both had always been deeply interested and intrigued by the Mirror of Erised. She finds out though that some fates cannot be changed, and the power of the plot is a very real thing. I stumbled upon this reddit post yesterday that made me absolutely cry I laughed so hard. Lily glared at her husband. #umbridge. She says she had to send one to my dad before. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. But when calamity strikes, will they survive the storm or drown in the deluge? LIKE, WHAT'S THE POINT IN BEING THE GREATEST DARK LORD EVER IF YOU CAN'T EVEN HAVE A NOSE TO SMELL WITH!??! James paused a while, there were loud protests in the background. The letter burst into life and announced James' disappointment to the entire hall. I know I've mentioned this one a few times, but there are letters. Reading it, he suppressed a low chuckle. linkffn(12825622). Ron yelled standing up, glaring at Harry. Dobby held out a howler and simply said "Master Harry tells Dobby to give Lord Voldemort letter, Dobby go bye now." Abigail, however, has a very big secret she is keeping from them. After looking into Snape's pensieve, Harry makes up his mind to take charge of his actionsbut before he can, he is sent back in time to 1975. It is unclear how much Voldemort and the Death Eaters knew about the Dursleys themselves. Harry stood in shock before jumping on to the Slytherin and yelled "I LOVE YOU TOO DRACO MALFOY" and with that the two engaged in a heated make out session. . Her body was found yesterday in Diagon Alley with the words 'Voldemort's back bitches' engraved on to her body and a Dark Mark floating above her. As Hermione was about to lecture Harry a pitch black owl flew into the Great Hall and landed in front of Harry. 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